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i wonder if he said anything sweet like he liked John.  maybe thats why John felt he felt he should tell him he liked him.

thats why the wine later in the episode.

OH MY GOD?!?!?!

IT MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE

I AM HAVING SOME KIND OF FEELINGS

I JUST

OH MY FUCKING GOD O________O

BUT ALSO TT_______TT BECAUSE THAT MEANS JOHN GOT HIS HOPES UP THAT WERE THEN BRUTALLY DASHED WHEN HE FOUND IRENE IN SHERLOCK’S BED

BUT THEN!!!!

THAT EXPLAINS WHY JOHN WAS SO FUCKING JEALOUS AND OFFERING A BABY NAME AND SLAMMING HIS MUG DOWN?

OH. MY. GOD.

Imagine thats what happened though. Imagine Sherlock said something to John while he was drugged that made John confident that his feelings were reciprocated.

So he gets the wine and plans for what? A romantic evening where he makes another attempt like at Angelos. But then finds Irene in sherlock’s bed.

Imagine John’s inner monolgue: “I can’t believe he feels the same way. I hope this wine is good enough. I can’t wait to tell him I feel the same!”

And then he walks in, finds her. Imagine the fucking heartbreak. But that heart break turns into pure bitter jealousy when she;s flirting with Sherlock and kissing him and proposing sex.

So he goes passive aggressive. I hope you guys name your kid after my middle name, which I hate. And then I’m going to slam my cup down because can you two just fucking stop? Fuck you guys.

OMFG

My friend making it worse:

“It explains why John treats Irene so coldly the rest of the episode, why him and Mycroft have to have a special meeting over sherlock’s heart and why he was so taken aback when Sherlock didn’t care to hear what happened to her”

I just thought of what I desperately want for the love confession.  I want a small montage of scenes they filmed throughout each series.  If they were all from Lestrade’s phone that would be brilliant.  To see John struggling to get Sherlock up the stairs of 221B, Sherlock all loopy and he says something like, “You always take care of me.  You care so much.  Why do you care?…I care, too.  I care about you”.

Ahhhhhh. There better be a fucking montage

Give us the montage.

Oh god, I think I have literally read this fic. I mean… who doesn’t want this scene? It must have happened.

I am having exactly 57 kinds of feeling and i hate the whole universe also this is not okay TT_____TT

AAAANNNNNNDDDDDD why he gave up dating completely AAAANNNNNNNDDDDD why he was so SO hurt in THoB about the friend comment.

why is everything like this

Holy shit.

No wait, you guys, what Sherlock was saying was something like “I need you, John”, showing both John and Greg that Sherlock thought of John as pertinent to the work and to life. John told Greg to film that in case he never heard it again. Sherlock said nice things that made John feel needed, which is exactly what John’s always wanted to hear. This is also why John said “I’ll be next door if you need me” and gave him a love pat – because he knows Sherlock needs him. Only Sherlock immediately said “why would i need you” to which John quietly responded “no reason at all”. That rush from nice to cold, from caring to mechanical, leads John to think the way he does at the café with Mycroft. It’s why he left Sherlock alone with Irene. Probably why he had the wine - not only for his own nerves, but to soften Sherlock up, as well. The only thing John has ever wanted to give Sherlock, his commanding officer, is his dedicated service. Sherlock told John he needed that, **wanted that**, but then forgot he ever said it. It’s like a promise of love, but ripped away when the dust settles. This is my headcanon forever.

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Anonymous asked:

the creepiest thing about that video is that around the 4 minute mark she says "after a loved one has passed on" but the audio is very distorted and she sounds like a cyborg? wtf

teapotsubtext answered:

This is ………. not ………………. normal?? 

Why is she reading the script like she’s a text-to-speech bot??? And yeah, like anon says … her voice has a fucken digital affect to it, like buzzing ..

also jesus this is not how you market this kind of product?? i’m begging skeptics to watch this vid, like, what the honest and true fuck

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW SHE SAID “I SET UP VIDEOS FOR WEDDINGS, FIRST CHILD, BIRTHDAYS”

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